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March 8th, 2007

Presenting 'Cthulhu Brew Clock' New from Carnivalia @ 08:25 am

'Cthulhu Brew' Clock

Click on the image above for more details, including how to purchase this clock from Carnivalia

'You'll Be Glad You're Soused
When Our Dark Lord Is Roused'

From deep Arkham wells our expert brewers begin with waters as clear as a newborn baby's tears. Although our ancient techniques remain a well guarded secret, they result in a beer bold in flavor and impossible to live without once you've tried it.*

We guarantee that Cthulhu Brew™ will not only stimulate your tastebuds, but also your pineal gland. You will see the end of all creation in the bottom of each bottle, but by then your soul will have drowned and all your cares shall be as ghosts. So while those with emotions toast the meaningless events of their lives or weep over their insignificant losses, you will say:

"Bartender, I'll have another Cthulhu Brew™, please."

*Although recent investigations by the FDA have resulted in this beverage being temporarily taken off the market (unless you have the right connections), we nevertheless have this fetching clock to count the minutes until the Mighty Lord Cthulhu arises to usher in a new eon of unimaginable torment.

This clock is mounted on wood and measures approximately twelve inches wide and fourteen inches high. It's Quartz mechanism features stylish hands that compliment the overall design. Requires 1 AA battery (not included).

-Chas of Carnivalia



 

 
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From:nightqueen13
Date:March 8th, 2007 04:31 pm (UTC)
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Been clickin'on it, but nothing happens! Why? (SOB!)
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From:carnivalia
Date:March 8th, 2007 04:59 pm (UTC)
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Hmmm, not sure, it works on my 'puters. It does open the page in a new window however, so perhaps you have your system set to deny such an action. Mine was doing that after I installed a pop-up blocker and I had to go in and adjust it. Anyway, you can paste in the following address if you aren't tired by the whole ordeal by now.

http://www.carnivalia.com/clock_cthulhu.htm

Thanks!
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From:nightqueen13
Date:March 8th, 2007 07:50 pm (UTC)
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Done it!
Thanks a lot ! This too is some witty, enticing stuff !
Might sound silly, but... is the beer real or is it an artistic invention?
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From:carnivalia
Date:March 8th, 2007 10:35 pm (UTC)
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The beer is fictional, alas.

I knew I had to do another clock, and in my search for inspiration I came upon many clocks that served as beer adverts and things evolved from there.
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From:nightqueen13
Date:March 9th, 2007 03:54 pm (UTC)
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It looks great, just as if it were a real beer's advert, though!

By the way, if I may, I take advantage of this message to tell you that, after looking at your beer clock yesterday evening, I had a funny dream with you this morning. It appeared as if I was sitting beside you at some costume dinner party, wearing a beautiful amaranth-colored silky dress from the 18th century, and you asked me if I could let you have some of the pickles from the serving tray. To which, I replied that it sounded like the wisest of decisions indeed, and that you'd better stash them on your plate and eat them, before they "lost all their power"...Well, apparently this sounded so damn funny to me, that I just burst into crazy laughing, and couldn't stop... And my mirth was contagious to you, so you too started to laugh yourself sick...There was no way we could stop, so in the end they had to put us to bed, give us something to sedate, and call for a doctor. When I woke up (some hours, or perhaps a day later), I was very worried about you, and I inquired immediately about your state. I was told that you were doing fine, but that it had been strongly advised that we should keep away from each other for a while, avoiding even any casual meeting, lest the convulsive laughter got hold of us again, any time we had as much as the slight a glimpse of each other... Crazy, isn't it?

Hope you don't mind me posting this on your Journal, but I normally try to always share my dreams with the people involved in them, as a principle...
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From:carnivalia
Date:March 10th, 2007 02:50 am (UTC)
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Weird! Thanks for sharing that. I've suffered from laughter of that sort before, its fun and painful after a while.
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From:slagkick
Date:March 8th, 2007 08:43 pm (UTC)
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Aww, Cthulu. You should totally make bottles of that and sell them at high prices (since, y'know, it's been taken off the market)
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From:carnivalia
Date:March 8th, 2007 10:40 pm (UTC)
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I think I may see if I can revamp Cthulhu a bit and have him printed on pint glasses. That ought to be fun.

Otherwise, I would have to brew and bottle beer in my garage, which would be wrong since I'm already using that space to perform illegal late-term abortions and am told that pregnant women should avoid alcohol.
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From:slagkick
Date:March 9th, 2007 03:16 am (UTC)
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Hahahahaha. I was actually thinking of like, empty bottles - though the idea of brewing your own beer did occur to me as well =)

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