I've behaved selfishly in the past, accepting praise and honorifics and offering nothing in return. But I have reformed myself, can I hear a Hallelujah, and from this day forward swear by all the Holy Saints that whenever someone publicly strokes my ego I will at the least give them a quick toss in return. My capacity for altruism should stand as an example to everyone; my charity a beacon calling humankind to be more like me.
Oh yeah, and these people from the banner named me their 'Fiend of the Week.' Check them out after you have shopped at Carnivalia.